I just got spam with the subject, "Want your dick to be as giant as a skyscraper?"

Answer: No. That's just impractical. Skyscraper dick? Jeez. Where would I find pants for that, first of all? Every time I gotta pee, I gotta figure out some geography problem? Traffic has to be blocked off and permits have to be issued? Screw that.

Plus, I don't care who you are... fucking something that's the size of a skyscraper is just dangerous.