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I just got spam with the subject, "Want your dick to be as giant as a skyscraper?"

Answer: No. That's just impractical. Skyscraper dick? Jeez. Where would I find pants for that, first of all? Every time I gotta pee, I gotta figure out some geography problem? Traffic has to be blocked off and permits have to be issued? Screw that.

Plus, I don't care who you are... fucking something that's the size of a skyscraper is just dangerous.



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Aug. 26th, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
The mind boggles at the visuals.

Hey ladies? "Want your vagina to be able to accomodate a dick the size of a skyscraper?"

Aug. 28th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
Also, it would be a prime target for attack... whytheyhate.us style...
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