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How to look like a complete tool

Go to www.oakley.com and order up one of these:

Notice that the hat alone is FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! That's right. $500 for some fake dreads attached to what looks like a leather aviator helmet. Add goggles for that "I'm trying too hard" industrial look.



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Oct. 9th, 2002 06:18 pm (UTC)
now...if those things sticking out of the helmet were made of rubber and you spun around really fast, you could inflict a huge amount of pain on someone...that just makes me feel good all over!
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