Earlier, around one or so... I decided I really needed some Cap'n Crunch. So I walked to the Safeway, but they were just closing up. I got yelled at by one of the employees because I walked through the front door, which was wide open.
"How did you get in here? We're CLOSED!"
"Umm... Well... Maybe instead of yelling at your customers like they're criminals, you should think about CLOSING THE FRONT DOOR."
Then I walked out and went to QFC. This is where I discovered that in all of the boxes of Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries, the Crunch Berries are not round, as they should be. They're Jimmy Neutron shaped! What the holy living fuck is that?? I don't want Jimmy Neutron fucking Crunch Berries! I want round ones, dammit! Fuck.
So instead I got new Scooby Doo cereal, which is cinnammon-ey with Lucky Charms-like marshmallows. Pretty damn good, I think.
The part where the stabby thing comes up through the bottom of the bed and skewers Kevin Bacon's neck is pretty freaky too.
I'm gonna go to bed and have some nightmares now.
Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha... Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha... Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha...