One of the best things about having a Chihuahua is that every once in a while, that little fucker just has to tear ass up and down the longest corridor he can find. Crazed look on his face, ears thrown back like he's leaving the atmosphere, panting wildly, he hauls ass from the living room to the bedroom, makes a quick turn, and hauls ass back. He'll do this for a few revolutions and eventually get tired of it, but all you have to do is just clap your hands and yell "GO RUDY GO!!" and he amps back up and keeps the party going. Add a fat wandering black cat for a dash of unpredictability and that's a good five minutes of free entertainment.
Originally posted on pop.vox.com