I rarely can remember what I dream about. I know I have some pretty awesome dreams, but they usually *poof* away when I wake up. So, it's weird that I can remember the dream I was having this morning.
I'd bought a plant for Randy, Nick, and Ben as a congratulations for doing a release. I don't know what release, but just a release. I brought it over to Randy to show him and I was like, "Yeah... I guess it was kind of dumb to get one plant for all three of you, because now I don't know where we should put it." Oh, and Randy didn't sit next to me like in real life. He sat where Whitaker sits. Anyway, Randy goes, "How about over there?" and FLINGS THE PLANT ACROSS THE ROOM, breaking the pot and scattering plant everywhere. What a dick!!
I got all upset and stomped off. I yelled across the room at him, "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE," which made me immediately feel a little bad when I saw the disturbed look on Tatsuhiko's face. Randy, grinning maniacally, took off his shoe and threw it at me, but I blocked it.
I think at this point, I was going to toss his shoe out the window in to the street, but I woke up.
Anyway... someone should have a talk with that guy. He's really out of control.
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