Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in to my yard and there's the Wormser kid looking up in a tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway??"
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