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On Vox: You know what, Stuart? I like you.

Stuart
The Dead Milkmen
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in to my yard and there's the Wormser kid looking up in a tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway??"

Originally posted on pop.vox.com

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warrend
Sep. 27th, 2007 12:52 am (UTC)
I first became aware of this about ten years ago - the summer my oldest boy Bill Jr died.

You know that carnival that comes in to town every year, well this year they came through with a ride called "The Mixer".

The man said, "Keep your head and arms inside The Mixer at all times. But Bill Jr, he was a *daredevil* - just like his old man.

He was leaning out saying "hey everybody, look at me, look at me!". *Pow*, he was decapitated.

They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
queencity
Sep. 27th, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
now do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil???
staxsoulkid
Sep. 27th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!!!!
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