How tiny is your corporate penis that you have to assert yourself by closing a major fucking street in the financial district of San Francisco for your convention? Then, as if that's not offensive enough to the 99% of people in this city who don't use your products, you put a big fucking video screen at the end of the closed street, pointing outward, so as to distract and endanger the already enraged, gridlocked drivers. Lovely. Maybe next year you can install a giant spinning shit hose as well. You know you want to.
Originally posted on pop.vox.com