Ok... I was kidding. I had no intention of peeing in the guy's plants. Truth is, he's a really sweet guy. He loves what he does and he really cares about the people who work for him. All of them. And he was very welcoming. I think he deserves everything he has. So there. You wouldn't expect me to pee in the plants of a guy like that, would you? Nah. I did try to look around a bit to see if he had a Segway Human Transporter stashed somewhere. He was one of the early investors. He's gotta have one in a closet somewhere. COME ON JEFF, QUIT HOLDING OUT! Damn. Nothing.