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Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War
WASHINGTON, DC—Maintaining his hardline stance against Saddam Hussein, President Bush ordered Iraq to fully dismantle its military before the U.S. begins its invasion next week. "U.S. intelligence confirms that, even as we speak, Saddam is preparing tanks and guns and other weapons of deadly force for use in our upcoming war against him," Bush said Sunday during his weekly radio address. "This madman has every intention of firing back at our troops when we attack his country." Bush warned the Iraqi dictator to "lay down [his] weapons and enter battle unarmed, or suffer the consequences."

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 14th, 2003 04:51 pm (UTC)
Remember the autopilot from Airplane?
I wish we could put this country on autopilot. We could even let Georgie inflate him before he goes. He seems hell bent to blow something up.

bad pun, I know.. best I can do under the circumstance.

Not that it will result in anything more than an automated fuckyouverymuch reply, I did tell my representation on the hill my point of view: (forgive the typos)
http://congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?letter_id=23142736

-Fletch
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