Friends, I've been watching TV tonight, and I have seen something so disturbing, so wretched, so confusing and frightening that I can't come to grips with it. I huddle in the corner of the room, quivering, scratching at my eyes with bloody nails trying to un-see the image I've seen.
No... I'm not talking about the war. I'm talking about...
Yep. That's Ronald McDonald leading some sort of Macarena cult which most certainly destroyed itself moments after the footage was shot. Tragic.