Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken
vespa59

I refuse to do work

Stolen from riozonia:



THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Large bugs crawling into my mouth
02 | Clowns. Big time.
03 | Chainsaw wielding inmates from Guatemalan insane asylums
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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
(every friend I have makes me laugh, but...)
01 | Simon Cutts
02 | Paul Sachelari
03 | Cosmo Kramer
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THREE THINGS I LOVE (no particular order):
01 | Two wheeled motorized vehicles older than me
02 | Danger
03 | Susie
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THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Potholes
02 | itching
03 | The MAN
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THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | Racism
02 | The Macarena
03 | Esparanto
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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | One bottle of Jones soda, Green Apple, featuring a
picture of Simon, Paul, and me.
02 | One faulty hard drive, which incurred great wrath
03 | My Swingline stapler.
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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | procrastinating
02 | metabolizing
03 | dying
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THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Bowl a perfect game
02 | Play bass on stage for a newly reunited incarnation of
the Pixies, minus Kim Deal
03 | Ride a Vespa in Italy with Susie on the back.
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THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Fly an airplane
02 | Eat fire
03 | Tape all your buns together
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THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Endearingly bizarre
02 | Quietly vengeful
03 | Disturbingly amusing
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THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Belch on command
02 | Remember where I'm supposed to be at any given time
03 | Give birth
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THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | They Might Be Giants - Lincoln
02 | The ocean
03 | Reason (SHHHHH!!! I'm listening to reason!)
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THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Movie critics
02 | People who try to tell you what your problem is
03 | The voices that tell you to burn down my apartment
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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Neat
02 | Dude
03 | Fuck
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THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Mexican
02 | Barbecue from the OK Corral in Green Lake
03 | A well executed cheese steak
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THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | Proper programming
02 | Guitar
03 | How to completely rebuild the motor in my VBA
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THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Jack 'n' Coke
02 | Water
03 | Jones Cream Soda
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THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | Transformers
02 | Smurfs
03 | Little House on the Prarie (YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?)
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RANDOM QUESTIONS..
1. Spell your name backwards: noredlaC hpesoJ nehpetS
2. How did you get your live jounal name? I have a Vespa. It was made in 1959.
3. Are you homosexual? No, but my boyfriend is.

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DESCRIBE YOUR..
[ x ] Wallet - Brown Fossil tri-fold. In need of replacement. Contains no cash at the moment
[ x ] Hairbrush - What is this "hairbrush" you speak of?
[ x ] Toothbrush - Sadistic and hateful
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - Zero. None. Ever.
[ x ] Pillow cover - Currently matches sheets. Needs to be washed.
[ x ] Blanket - Does not match sheets. Also needs to be washed.
[ x ] Coffee cup - I don't drink coffee. Yeah, you heard me.
[ x ] Sunglasses - Green fireflys. Haven't seen the sun in about 8 months.
[ x ] Underwear - Purple silky boxers with pictures of cocktails.
[ x ] Favorite shirt - Authentic "Exotic Dancers Union" t-shirt
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - Eau de Steve
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - Frank Sinatra, Hot Hot Heat, Harry Belafonte, Too Much Joy, random CD of 60's soul... as far as I remember.
[ x ] Tattoos - none, currently, despite the plans in Vegas
[ x ] Piercings - none, although once my mom threatened to put a hole in my face with my father's shoe
[ x ] What you are wearing now - Black shoes, white socks, aforementioned boxers, jeans, black long-sleeve mock turtleneck shirt, glasses, a stupid grin.
[ x ] In my mouth - tongue, 31 1/2 teeth, uvula
[ x ] In my head - Miami Sound Machine - "1,2,3,4"
[ x ] Wishing - someone would write my test cases
[ x ] After this - write my fucking test cases
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? - The obnoxious fuck who sits in front of me.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - Susie
[ x ] Is next to you - Dry erase board, wall.
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - Raising Arizona, Swingers, The Brave Little Toaster
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - VA-muthafuckin'-CATION
[ x ] The last thing you ate - Mexican grilled chicken World Wrapp
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of - Drowning
[ x ] Do you like candles - Sure
[ x ] Do you like incense - Yes
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood - Yes.
[ x ] Do you believe in love - Yes
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - Depends on the definition of "soul mate"
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - I believe in lust at first sight.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - I don't not believe in it
[ x ] Do you believe in God - Same answer
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - Burn it, and have Ed sprinkle me over the Vegas strip from a Cessna 152 while all my friends watch live on the internet and a touching video montage of my life shows over a soundtrack of Whitney Houston singing "Didn't We Almost Have It All"
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - Monkey
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - 52 hours: 48 hours studying for a written pilot's exam and 4 hours travelling to and taking said exam. I missed one question.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - Yes, especially if my food can be skewered.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - chocolate
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies - candy corn, Cadbury cream eggs, chocolate orange, little chocolates filled with liquer goo.
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand - It's ok to not like everyone, and it's ok if everyone doesn't like you.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better - Ants
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around - Phil Hartman
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