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I want you all to know what a HOT ASS I have. It's totally hot. In fact, the hotness of my own ass is increasing the temperature of the rest of my body and I'm sweating. That's how fucking hot my ass is.

Unfortunately, the hotness of my ass is transient. I tweaked my back (*flexes a little*) lifting weights yesterday (or getting run over by an SUV... one of the two...) and so I've been sitting against a heating pad all day. God damn I am one old man.


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Apr. 3rd, 2003 09:50 am (UTC)
Welcome to my world.
Apr. 3rd, 2003 10:59 am (UTC)
Re: Welcome...
thanks... where do i sign up for those cool drugs you have in your fridge that make everything better?
Apr. 3rd, 2003 11:01 am (UTC)
Re: Welcome...
Dude, you're not supposed to tell everyone where I keep my stash... man... what was I saying?.... uhhh... I LOVE WEED!!!!
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