Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

I want you all to know what a HOT ASS I have. It's totally hot. In fact, the hotness of my own ass is increasing the temperature of the rest of my body and I'm sweating. That's how fucking hot my ass is.

Unfortunately, the hotness of my ass is transient. I tweaked my back (*flexes a little*) lifting weights yesterday (or getting run over by an SUV... one of the two...) and so I've been sitting against a heating pad all day. God damn I am one old man.
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