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Stop it!

I hate my Hotmail account. Out of 9 messages in it this morning, 7 of them had to do with increasing or improving upon the size and or functionality of my penis. Seriously, bulk mailers seem to be spending more time worrying about my penis than I ever have. I think I will change my Hotmail address to "QuitWorryAboutMyPenis@hotmail.com".

The other two emails were porn.


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May. 16th, 2003 01:26 pm (UTC)
i feel for 'ya honey...the last email i received had info on how to increase the size of my penis, my breasts AND my brain...be interesting to see if you can have all three...make one wonder...
May. 17th, 2003 06:22 am (UTC)
Guess I'm luckier, for when I was given the opportunity to enlarge MY penis/breasts, I was also offered my own dollar store.

Presumably to pay for the new penis and breasts.

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