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Oh no..

Simon is here. He's been here all of two hours and already we are.... impaired.

Important theories discussed as of this moment:
909 is the worst possible legal area code to dial on a rotary phone.
We wanna get a bunch of little thumb squeegees and use them to clean windshields at stop lights. We'd have them on every finger. Like Edward Wiperhands.


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May. 23rd, 2003 08:31 pm (UTC)
!edward wiperhands!
May. 24th, 2003 11:11 am (UTC)
Man, those would be some awesome motorcycle gloves! You could use them to deflect the wind, kind of like an adjustable fairing... but you know, on your hands.

Simon is perhaps the only person left on the planet with a rotary phone, right next to his TV that might burst into flame at any moment. Ahhhh the 50's...
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