There's a half-torn up carcass of a machine with a bunch of new parts in it on my desk at the moment which, when the appropriate amount of electricty is applied to it, powers up and acts almost exactly like our friend, the DamnDirtyDataServer[tm]. I don't want to jinx anything, but the hard drives appear to be intact, as does everything but the original CPU and motherboard, which have been replaced. All that's left to do is move it to the new house this weekend, and it shall live again in all its glory. So, keep your eyes on www.damndirtyape.net, www.scooterlounge.com, and all the other junk that was hosted there for a triumphant return. Additionally, www.damndirtyape.net will be sporting an ultra-cool new look, which I was just about to start implementing when all the shit went down. And, look for a certain lovely and sweet girl to possibly announce the launch of her very own domain out of the DDDS[tm] soon! An exciting resurrection indeed.
Muchos gracias to the aforementioned sweet girl for allowing me to blow up her computer (successfully returned to active duty last night) in the process of troubleshooting.
Thank goodness I can stop buying computer hardware now and go back to spending that money on booze and porn.